What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 16:30
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
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Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
Why are Americans obese? Is it the food or is it the psychology?
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
How do I become mentally strong?
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
What is the kinkiest thing you and your sex partner have done in bed?
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
In what ways Indian parents are destroying their children's life?
Make Nazis afraid again!
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
What are the coolest new smart home gadgets to upgrade your living space?
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
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Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
What thing happened to you as a child that you haven’t let go of to this day?
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!